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Always has.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the first piece in my Bird Brain Series, and honestly, he set the tone for everything that followed. No. 2 is him demanding head scratches with a very detailed list of requirements. More are on the way — living with a cockatiel is basically endless content.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe tee itself is an easy, everyday wear. Soft combed cotton that feels light without feeling flimsy, a clean retail fit that works for coffee runs, casual days out, or just pottering around the house while your bird supervises from your shoulder. The illustration is bold enough to start a conversation, subtle enough that you're not shouting about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA solid one for bird parents who get it — or a gift for someone whose pet has very strong opinions about snack ownership.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the label\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% combed ring-spun cotton for solid colours (heathers include 15% viscose)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words 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